Sit down. Put down anything you’re drinking. I wish Nicole had given me that warning before reading me this list.
Addie had Nicole write down her list for Santa as she was dictating it.
List for Santa
Poor Santa. How many 6 year olds need a vibrator? I told Nicole “You’ve ruined her!” After I stopped laughing, Nicole told me that several years ago they got her a cat neck warmer and it could vibrate. It has finally stopped working but that’s what she’s calling the unicorn vibrator.
I wonder what qualifies for a “bunch” when it comes to LOL capsules, Hello Kitty stuff, Barbies and Barbie shoes.
A new towel? Really Addie?
Something to play with in the shower? She has a bucket in the bathroom about the size of a good sized ice chest and her shower toys fill that up. That would be about like her Granny asking for yarn for Christmas!
I think I’ll get her a new towel! 🙂
Deb Praus says
…on..the…floor! Tears in my eyes! Made my day!
Diane Russell says
That is priceless. Good thing Nicole explained the vibrator to you. Thank you for the no drinking warning. Of course it would have been one way to clean my computer screen, which I have had to do before. I did notice that she did not list any electronic toys, just the old fashioned ones where you use your imagination. Chad and Nicole sure do have a great girl, and are teaching her the right things.
Cilla Tyler says
That was definitely worthy of a spew alert. Nichole should save that list for her and let her see it on her 16th birthday or some other occasion. So innocent. You have a great DIL and GD.
annie says
Fabulous way to start the day, still laughing. That little sweetheart is so funny!
carolyn says
Oh my, she is a jewel! So funny! Can’t wait to share this with my husband!!!
DonnainKS says
I found a “wish list” our oldest grandson wrote at age 6. He asked for a telescope, a coon skin hat, a parrot, a tape recorder and food! We have never figured out his asking for food; there was always plenty! (he may have meant candy!) The list now hangs on our refrigerator. He finds it amusing; I find it an endearing reminder!
Joyce says
Love the Unicorn vibrator…I hope the Unicorn sweater will be an acceptable substitute! 🙂 Nicole should definitely keep that list. As an adult she will find it hilarious! (My grandmother kept some of my father’s Santa lists, and I think they are cute–he asks for things for his little brother too.)
Nelle Coursey says
I bet if you really tried you could find one with a unicorn on it!! LOL
dezertsuz says
Could be time to buy some paint and learn to draw unicorns. LOL It’s a cute list. Thanks for sharing that.
Twyla says
When she was six my daughter took the Sears Christmas catalog with her to see Santa. He laughed and laughed and said he had never had a child bring the catalog. She wasn’t wanting a lot but wanted him to completely understand what she did want under the tree.
Kay L Ford-Sollimo says
You have to make sure that Nicole saves this. I’m thinking to maybe bring out at her bridal shower! I’m still laughing.
Moneik Stephens says
I’ll have to look for the unicorn, my daughter would love that. My 8 year old loves the “American Girl” My Girl dolls from Wal-mart. They are fairly cheap $25 and I can easily buy accessories and clothes to go with them. She has probably 5 or 6, but asked for another one. She makes up all kinds of story lines with them. Last year she wanted the boy and we’ve had a lot of weddings this year.