This evening I was finishing Addie’s Christmas pillow. I use Aleene’s Tacky Glue around the edges and stick the trim on. That’s what I’ve heard others say they do and it works fine.
I’m a messy person! When I’m cooking, I wipe my hands on my clothes . . if it isn’t a horrible mess. You’ll never find me home wearing anything around the house other than jeans and an old T-shirt that’s usually full of holes. I try not to leave the house looking like that but at home . . there’s no use ruining decent clothes.
So, this evening I was gluing and not thinking but I kept tapping the trim down onto the pillow, wipe my ha
nd on my butt, then tap more, wipe my hand on my butt.
I came upstairs and sat down for a few minutes – just long enough for the glue to dry. I went to get up. Oh, no . . the glue dried and I was stuck to the chair. Vince was sitting across the room. I put my recliner down so he was waiting for me to get up. I didn’t want to say . . the glue on my butt dried and I can’t get loose from the chair. He said “What are you doing?” when I didn’ get up. I said “Just thinking about what I’m going to do next!” . . which was true. Then I started giggling. I said “I’m stuck to the chair.” Oh, I should have had the camera ready before making that statement. He looked up at me and said “You.Are.Stuck.To.Your.Chair?”
Vince: What are you doing?
Me: Thinking what I’m going to next. (which was true)
Vince: Why did you put your chair down?
Me: I was going to get up.
Vince: But now you’re not?
Me: I’m kinda stuck to the chair.
Vince: KINDA stuck to the chair?
Then I explained that I had wiped my hands on my pants when I got glue on them.
Lucky for me, the chair had a slip cover so I stood up, the slip cover started coming off the chair but then the glue let go. Thank goodness it wasn’t a lot of glue but that stuff holds nicely.
Grandma getting stuck to the chair could have been worse than Grandma getting run over by a reindeer. 🙂
Stephani in N. TX says
He-he, OMG!
Pat/SC says
I thought you were going to have to take your jeans and more off!! So funny! I always keep a baby wipe out when glueing. I do lots of glueing with my paper crafts.please do not use fabricraft!
judy.blog@gmail.com says
No! That kind of behavior does NOT happen! Poor Vince! 🙂
Knowing me, I’ll do it again.
Christina says
Thanks for the laughs, I’m going to be thinking of you all day and giggling away to myself. Now the darn song “When Santa got stuck up the Chimney !” Is going round my head. He must of used the same glue as you.
vivoaks says
Hahahah! Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh!!
Barbara says
My day is starting off cruddy, and this story made me laugh out loud! Thank you so much for the day brightener!
Cindy F says
OMG! Glad you were able to work your way loose but this is so funny! Laughing out loud! That Aleene’s glue is good stuff! I used it frequently when I didn’t want to use a glue gun.
Mayme says
That really made me laugh!
Connie Robison says
This is exactly why I do NOT like to use glue
Sandi B says
Hysterical!!
Sheryl says
…I can hear you saying those words in my head. Too funny.