Vince is cleaning out the freezers and eating what he wants and giving away a lot of what’s left. He called me the other day and said he found something in the freezer that didn’t have a label. He said it had meat and rice in it but he wasn’t sure what it was.
I told him just to defrost it and he should be able to tell then.
Today he called me and . . I’ll leave out the colorful words. It was Rita’s dog food! He heated it up, took a big bite . . he said he tasted the banana and no seasoning and knew it was dog food. I told him . . just add some seasoning. It’s people food! It won’t hurt you.
He said “There’s enough good food in the freezers . . I’m not eating dog food!”
I was laughing so hard at him . . and he didn’t think it was funny at all.
Helen says
Oh my goodness, I am laughing so hard!!!!!
Marsha says
LOL
Kellie Steele says
This made me giggle.
Sandi B says
Hysterical!!!
Christina Coats says
Oh Judy
thank you for making my day before I have even got out of bed! Poor Vince, what a disappointment. It took me back years when a girlfriend of mine who had decided to break up with her chauvinist boyfriend , but not before she cooked him his last meal. Yes you can guess it was a tin of dog food which she added curry paste to. He sat and ate with gusto! When he had cleared his plate announcing pompously it was the best meal she had cooked, she turned round suitcase in hand and on her way out shouted back ” remember to buy the dog some food seeing as you have just ate the last can. She said the look on his face was priceless.