Vince can be so funny in such a weird way.
This morning we had been up for a while and I wasn’t intending to cook breakfast.
Vince: Want me to fix some breakfast?
Me: Sure!
It’s so unusual for him to do any cooking. For a while he was bringing me breakfast in bed fairly often but that stopped. Hmmm . .
He went in the kitchen and cooked some bacon. I walked into the kitchen to get some water.
Vince: Want grits?
Me: Sure!
Vince: Will you cook them because you know how.
Me: OK. Are you done in the kitchen?
Vince: Yes. You need to fix eggs, toast and grits.
Wait. Didn’t he just say “Do you want ME to fix breakfast?” And yet I’m cooking eggs, toast and grits. He cooked bacon!
I think I’ll try that at dinner. OK. I’m done with the rice. You need to fix meat, a vegetable, make bread and make a salad!
I’m not real sure that would fly but . . I fixed eggs, toast and grits and we ate those with cold bacon. 🙂
Tee says
Oh that is hilarious. My husband has been such a helper in the kitchen now that we are both home for 3 meals a day (not much choice for take out nearby). He gets the forks out. Let me repeat that. He gets the forks out. I cook, serve and clean up. He gets the forks out. HAHAHA!
Judy Laquidara says
YES! That’s exactly what happens here, except Vince also grabs napkins. I read him your comment and he said “That sounds fair to me. I don’t know why y’all are complaining.”
Sandi B says
Thank you for that laugh!!!
Linda in NE says
I’d probably have said something like, ” I’ll just make some toast.” And that would have been it.
Jeri in Corpus says
My husband is completely lost in the kitchen, well that’s not entirely true. He does know where the plates, silverware, bowls and glasses are but I don’t think he knows how they all come out of their compartments lol.