Vince and I were talking today and I’m not sure how we got on the subject of what kind of wife he would have if he weren’t married to me.
Vince: I’ll never have another wife.
Me: I hope not!
Vince: I’ve had both kinds and I don’t need another one.
Me: Both kinds? What does that mean?
Vince: One that never says anything and one that never stops talking!
You might guess that I’m the one who never stops talking. I’m not going to ask but I’m wondering how often he wishes I had a little more of that “never says anything” in me! 🙂
Helen B says
Judy, Judy, Judy!! My husband would tell me, “Don’t go trying to overthink this!” You know Vince loves you best!!
Joyce says
“both kinds” could have been a very dangerous (to Vince) answer! LOL
Linda in NE says
You could try out the “never says anything” and see if he notices. I might as well never say anything because my husband usually goes to sleep in the middle of anything I’m saying to him. It’s a talent.
Bon says
This made me laugh.
sandinthewindowsills says
Judy, you are so funny.
Susan Nixon says
And when you aren’t there, and the house is too quiet, he misses your chattering. Paul always said he liked me to chatter, because then he knew I was happy. I never noticed I get very quiet when I’m not happy, but he did.
Nelle Coursey says
Don’t listen to him! He has a good thing and he knows it!!