There’s another lady in my husband’s life. She adores him. I do too but I really don’t make a scene when he comes near me (unless it’s payday!). 🙂
Bertha gets so excited when she hears his voice. I do too except on the day the credit card bill arrives and then I hope he has laryngitis and cannot speak because I usually don’t want to hear anything he has to say about that subject!
Big Bertha! Remember her?
She’s the little yellow one . . the one we wondered if she was a rooster. She is not . . I don’t think.
She has grown into a beautiful young chicken and she has a crush on Vince!
She has nothing to do with me . . nothing! This fence is temporary and kinda loosely strung around some trees. There’s one spot where it leans and she can climb right up to the top and fly down and that’s what she does when she hears Vince outside. He catches grasshoppers and feeds them to her. So . . if there are any men out there and you want your woman to follow you around . . Bertha’s advice is . . Catch grasshoppers and feed them to your woman! Judy’s advice . . Don’t say a word when the credit card bill comes in! 🙂
Trina says
Thank you Judy for bringing laughter to my day.(By the way, Bertha, I will pass on grasshoppers. :)) Give me fabric!!!!
Trina
Mel Meister says
You are sooo funny! Brightened my day!
Sue H says
Bertha is GORGEOUS! And to my Aunt Bertha who reads your blog: You’re not so bad yourself!!!
Patty says
Thats the beauty of paperless bills. Nothing in the mailbox.
Patty
Patrica says
Judy you are too funny. I agree with Bertha, not about the grasshoppers about the credit card thing.
vickie van dyken says
🙂 big grins!! Thanks for making my day sunny!! Oh and I agree paperless billing AND don’t tell the password to view the account!! That’s designed to make you smile right back!
Vickie in WA where it is SUNNY and my doggies are barking at the yellow ball in the sky????
Judy Laquidara says
Vince pays the bills and I’m happy to listen to the occasional credit card bill rant so I don’t have to deal with any of it.
glen in louisiana says
It is funny how an animal will take on one person and not another. Chloe the Smelly Basset was like that. All the other dogs since the beginning of time have been mine, all mine. But Chloe the Smelly Basset has set her eyes on Frank and only him. He feeds in the morning and I feed in the evening, and she wants him to put her bowl down. And she will only walk out of the driveway on a walk with his hand on the leash!
glen: some days she can have him…..ooops! did I say that?
Mary H says
LOLOL! Loved the story of Bertha and Vince, esp the way to a girl chicken’s heart is Grasshoppers! Who’da thunk it?
You better guard that man of your’s!